Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Razorback (1984)

Razorback (1984)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
Stars: Gregory Harrison, Arkie Whiteley, Bill Kerr

A vicious wild boar terrorizes the Australian outback.

Six Things I Learned from Razorback

1. Courts don’t believe pigs can steal babies. They blame people. Pfft, politics!
2. Rapists use the term “make love”.
3. In Australia, the proper way of saying goodbye is to fire off shotgun rounds.
4. Hiding from pigs on a windmill is one of the least manliest things ever. The next would be getting pushed down by them.
5. Razorbacks will literally steal half of your house.
6. Pigs don’t like it when you tell them to kiss your ass.

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